BRANDED 10:41 Fri Feb 19
Flatulence
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A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.
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JustAFatKevinDavies
10:50 Fri Feb 19
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bump
don't want this to BLOW OFF the front page
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B6NY B
10:50 Fri Feb 19
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And you had the cheek to call Gavros a boring cunt!
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On The Ball
10:51 Fri Feb 19
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Do we need this kind of GUFF on here?
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Noah
10:51 Fri Feb 19
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I can TRUMP that Davies
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Saul Bollox
11:00 Fri Feb 19
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Nice thread Not too long winded.
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w4hammer
11:03 Fri Feb 19
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a completely FARTUOUS series of points- only one unARSEnered question when it comes to FARTS
""......which cunt's just done that......?!"
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zebthecat
11:05 Fri Feb 19
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What utter guff; it is spelled SULPHUR
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BRANDED
11:14 Fri Feb 19
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B6NY B 10:50 Fri Feb 19
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And you had the cheek to call Gavros a boring cunt!
A cunt fart.
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claret on my shirt
12:08 Fri Feb 19
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about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans
It's more like 10% in this house
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Noah
12:25 Fri Feb 19
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CARBON DIBAXIDE
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Swiss.
12:45 Fri Feb 19
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I might market bum filters in boxers. Blocks the Hydrogen Sulphide. Can fart away at your hearts content at work in the the lift.
Far Easy for men...you're worth it
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Nicey
6:13 Fri Feb 19
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Stick an egg box in there too Swiss and you sound proof them too
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Joe C
6:23 Fri Feb 19
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What do dried apricots produce? Had some of them earlier and been producing staggeringly eggy ones for the last couple of hours
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BRANDED
6:24 Fri Feb 19
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Well obviously sulphur. Unless you had a load of eggs for breakfast.
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Tomshardware
6:33 Fri Feb 19
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Most talked about topic on WHO ever.
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Swiss.
6:44 Fri Feb 19
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Hydrogen Sulphide is poisonous . Trapped in a confined space you could fart yourself to death.
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Tomshardware
6:47 Fri Feb 19
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Spontanious combustion.
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Aalborg Hammer
6:50 Fri Feb 19
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In my semi-comatose state this morning,I popped out (what I thought) was to be a quiet air-biscuit...it turned out to be exceptional both in volume and content...normally Mrs.AH is up and out on her early walk...sadly,she was still lying next to me and fanning the air...at least she got up and made a cuppa....I blame baked beans and Jerusalem artichokes (with two bottles of Guinness)
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w4hammer
7:18 Fri Feb 19
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!ARMAGEDDON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
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